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i'd like to relate a story my friend told me last night. and i find it very amusing.
you know how chinese people always burn things made of paper, for the departed kan? they burn things like hell money, houses, cars (and sometimes siap ada driver sekali!), orang gaji ke (and now they even burn wives as well!), etc etc.
so agaknye this chinese fellow got tired of having to burn so many things, last2 dia cakap 'susah2 sangat, we'll just burn him banyak2 hell money je la and nanti dia beli la kat sana!' :))
tapi tu la, nak kena ada kedai la pulak kan. kena burn kan kedai perabot ke, kedai kopi ke, (kedai aircon perhaps?) u know, the usual works. but then, dah tak jadi hell dah la pulak kan? semua facilities ada. bukak kedai apa2, boleh buat duit. selesa semacam la pulak. hehe..
just to show that people nowadays dah semakin pandai nak mengelat :p
oh and just for the record, ada kawan aku sorang ni, dia suruh aku dengar lagu kelly clarkson - since you been gone. and that was like, 2 weeks ago kot. hari ni baru aku dengar. 'eh mcm best plak lagu ni'. cari lirik, and then i went like, 'ooooo.. padan la beria ia suruh aku dengar :))'
cis cis. mcm tau2 je dia.
you know how chinese people always burn things made of paper, for the departed kan? they burn things like hell money, houses, cars (and sometimes siap ada driver sekali!), orang gaji ke (and now they even burn wives as well!), etc etc.
so agaknye this chinese fellow got tired of having to burn so many things, last2 dia cakap 'susah2 sangat, we'll just burn him banyak2 hell money je la and nanti dia beli la kat sana!' :))
tapi tu la, nak kena ada kedai la pulak kan. kena burn kan kedai perabot ke, kedai kopi ke, (kedai aircon perhaps?) u know, the usual works. but then, dah tak jadi hell dah la pulak kan? semua facilities ada. bukak kedai apa2, boleh buat duit. selesa semacam la pulak. hehe..
just to show that people nowadays dah semakin pandai nak mengelat :p
oh and just for the record, ada kawan aku sorang ni, dia suruh aku dengar lagu kelly clarkson - since you been gone. and that was like, 2 weeks ago kot. hari ni baru aku dengar. 'eh mcm best plak lagu ni'. cari lirik, and then i went like, 'ooooo.. padan la beria ia suruh aku dengar :))'
cis cis. mcm tau2 je dia.
4 Comments:
at least derang ingat gak utk prepare for the hell. ko dah prepare ke za1nee?
p/s: aku pun minat lagu tu... since you've been gone....
aku prepare utk heaven :D
ish ish. glamour lah nanti aku. just put sepet gal will do lah. unless, u nak tambah cute sepet gal ke, kewl sepet gal ke. hehehe...
dah tukaarr... just for you :p
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